Dead Inside But Keeps Plants Alive — Plant Lover Ceramic Ornament

Running on caffeine and dry humor, yet never missing a watering day. This plant lover ceramic ornament is a darkly relatable tribute to the plant parent whose plants are somehow the healthiest living things in the house.

A plant lover ceramic ornament for friends with a sense of humor and a very alive fern. Perfect for Secret Santa, plant swaps, stocking stuffers, birthdays and just-because gifts. If your love language is sarcasm and your plants are thriving out of pure spite, this one's for you.

Why you'll love it

• High-gloss finish: smooth white ceramic with a crisp, detailed print
• Hang it anywhere: a white satin ribbon hanger is attached, so it's ready for the tree, a plant shelf or a window
• Gift-ready: arrives in a complimentary gift box tied with white satin ribbon, so there's nothing to wrap

Details

• Size: approx. 2.9" x 2.75"
• Material: ceramic with high-gloss print
• Includes: white satin ribbon hanger and gift box
• Care: wipe clean with a soft cloth

This plant lover ceramic ornament gets it — you're barely holding it together, but your monstera has never looked better. Hang it proud.